Screen Name: The San Francisco Onion
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 6th November 2013
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Uncle Sam stamp image (above right) - Original watercolor by The San Francisco Onion, Winter 1999.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest DayBanks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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