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Make a sentence containing this word:

Scurvy

Try to make it amusing.

My girlfriend is well fit innit and she's curvy.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Make a sentence containing this word:

Scurvy

Try to make it amusing.

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Well, I am going to try.
Scurvy is something you should avoid, becauase it is not very nice!
It tends to turn woman off!
Not that I am not used to that!
I was going to talk about it myself, but sod it!
And I will mention this, You develop Scurvy, it is because you are a fucking idiot!

You're a real bastard, Scurvy; I'm going to kill you for it, too.

She scurvy, that if she fainted, she'd roll to the nearest wall.

He's curvy now that the female hormones are kicking in.

Scurvy sea dog receives rough reception at annual hot dog eating championship

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Make a sentence containing this word:

Scurvy

Try to make it amusing.

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Monkey, dear fellow, "try to make it amusing" doesn't have the word "scurvy" in it.

(O how we laughed)

That wasn't my sentence in the game above there. Though it could have been.

My sentence in the game is:

If you are on a wooden ship, and there's a bit of scurvy about, and you yourself are not yet scurvy, and you take a a lime and then curse loudly "bugger me, I need a knife to peel this lime", and the ship's cook, "Mincing Maurice", minces up behind you and lisps "happy to oblige Ducky, just stay bent over and after I've rogered you I'll peel your lemon and squeeze it for you as well" - is he serious or just taking the pith?

Boom boom (that's the cannons going off as the French fleet is within firing range ("Oh lovely, the French fleet's within firing range; I could just do with some of their grapeshot!" says Mincing Maurice to Suckhhof the Russian cabin boy.)).

...if it wasn't for SCURVY there'd be no need for Lemons...

It was the lemons that did us in on the Buggerall...Cook keep squqeezing them
between his cheeks, and the crew got wise and Buggered Off.....

It was the worst of times, it was the best of times, for scurvy.

scurvy, dozy, beaky, mick and titch

Scurvy-Durvy-Duu! Where ARE yooooouuuu???

....that SCURVY Bitch....sucking on so many lemons she's got a SOUR Puss....!

It was a dark and scurvy night.

"Put de lime in de coconut and drink em boat up, ye scurvy bastards," said the ruthless pirate captain.

Scurvy?

This is a terrible thread. There's nothing funny about scurvy, it's a terrible thing, not funny at all. It can really f**k you up.

I'd hate to get scurvy, I saw a documentary about it a while back, it leave's semen in an awful state.


I know.

I saw it on the Discurvy Channel.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy
I'd hate to get scurvy, I saw a documentary about it a while back, it leave's semen in an awful state.

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The scurvyons tried to fix the problem with scurvyry, but nothing came of it.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Scurvy?

This is a terrible thread. There's nothing funny about scurvy, it's a terrible thing, not funny at all. It can really f**k you up.

I'd hate to get scurvy, I saw a documentary about it a while back, it leave's semen in an awful state.


I know.

I saw it on the Discurvy Channel.

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you win.

What the f**k is "scurvy"?

Back in yer hole, Fergus, you scurvy, serving wench!

I'scurvy in'it like. Yer know worra mean?

Try the new Scurvy Diet from Slimfast...take no vitamin C for a month and watch the weight just fall right off.

Iain

Yes and old sabre wounds reopen, scurvy shaped.