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queen mudder Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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| Gravity is a myth, the earth sux? | |||
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victor nicholas Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why not teach crimals stand-up?
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IN SEINE French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Straw clamps down on prison comedy classes Sounds like they're expecting Jonathon Ross soon... Be prepared, I say! ~IS~ |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Because they wouldn't be in there if they were stand up citizens. I'll get my coat on the way out, should I? Iain |
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IN SEINE French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
or even spell  ~IS~ |
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Jesus Budda Two sheets to the wind Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 Forum Profile Email Website
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How are you keepin', In Seine? Good I hope. A certain person was spreading the rumor I murdered, dismembered and buried you. Which wasn't true. |
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| A lot of people never show any initiative because no-one told them to | |||
Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Which one wasn't true?
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Jesus Budda Two sheets to the wind Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 Forum Profile Email Website
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Oh, you know. Use your imagination. Picture a wonderful, magical fantasy land of beauty. Now imagine a thunderous waterfall cascading down a mountain side. Now imagine the sound of leaves rustling as a gentle breeze blows through the tree tops. Now imagine a small man walking through the scene. He walks kinda funny. He tips his hat then scurries off into a bush. you follow. The little man invites you to fuck off. You accept. You wake up and discover you've wet your pants. |
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Madame Bitters Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Guess I'll never be able to teach that class on how to make shivs out of ordinary items laying around the average inmate's cell.
There goes my purpose to live. |
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victor nicholas Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, but you can teach them how to make cakes to put shivs inside of.
Everybody has their calling. |
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Madame Bitters Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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You know, that's one of the many things I like about you victor nicholas: you're always thinking.
I feel much better emotionally. Physically it's a different story entirely. I guess I'd better get myself to the hospital and get my stomach pumped before I die of a massive Ambien overdose. Thanks again, vic!!! |
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IN SEINE French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Of course you didn't JB. I've been on a PD course run by Paul Lowton! Learned loads - now to put it into action. ~IS~ |
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Jesus Budda Two sheets to the wind Location: theSpoof.com Registered: 26 Aug 07 Forum Profile Email Website
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What the hell is PD? Penile Dysfunction? Hmmm, I'm not sure you be able to put that into much action, In Seine. |
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IN SEINE French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
PD = Private Detective or Private Investigator in your country. In this country a private investigator is someone who looks at/fondles their own equipment. ~IS~ |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
That's me, right? |
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