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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:11
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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:14
Why not teach crimals stand-up?

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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:17 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 25 Jan 09 22:20


Straw clamps down on prison comedy classes


Sounds like they're expecting Jonathon Ross soon...

Be prepared, I say!

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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:48

Quote: victor nicholas

Why not teach crimals stand-up?


Because they wouldn't be in there if they were stand up citizens.

I'll get my coat on the way out, should I?

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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:51

Quote: victor nicholas

Why not teach crimals stand-up?


or even spell

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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:58

Quote: IN SEINE


Quote: victor nicholas

Why not teach crimals stand-up?


or even spell

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How are you keepin', In Seine?
Good I hope.

A certain person was spreading the rumor I murdered, dismembered and buried you.
Which wasn't true.




A lot of people never show any initiative because no-one told them to
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Posted: 25 Jan 09 23:01
Which one wasn't true?

To have ambitions, was my ambition
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Posted: 25 Jan 09 23:07

Quote: Monkey Woods

Which one wasn't true?


Oh, you know.
Use your imagination. Picture a wonderful, magical fantasy land of beauty. Now imagine a thunderous waterfall cascading down a mountain side. Now imagine the sound of leaves rustling as a gentle breeze blows through the tree tops. Now imagine a small man walking through the scene. He walks kinda funny. He tips his hat then scurries off into a bush. you follow. The little man invites you to fuck off. You accept. You wake up and discover you've wet your pants.

A lot of people never show any initiative because no-one told them to
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 02:32
Guess I'll never be able to teach that class on how to make shivs out of ordinary items laying around the average inmate's cell.

There goes my purpose to live.

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Posted: 26 Jan 09 03:06
Yes, but you can teach them how to make cakes to put shivs inside of.

Everybody has their calling.

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Posted: 26 Jan 09 04:13
You know, that's one of the many things I like about you victor nicholas: you're always thinking.

I feel much better emotionally. Physically it's a different story entirely.

I guess I'd better get myself to the hospital and get my stomach pumped before I die of a massive Ambien overdose.

Thanks again, vic!!!

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Posted: 26 Jan 09 16:26

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How are you keepin', In Seine?
Good I hope.

A certain person was spreading the rumor I murdered, dismembered and buried you.
Which wasn't true.


Of course you didn't JB. I've been on a PD course run by Paul Lowton!

Learned loads - now to put it into action.

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Posted: 26 Jan 09 18:25

Quote: IN SEINE


Quote: Jesus Budda



How are you keepin', In Seine?
Good I hope.

A certain person was spreading the rumor I murdered, dismembered and buried you.
Which wasn't true.


Of course you didn't JB. I've been on a PD course run by Paul Lowton!

Learned loads - now to put it into action.

~IS~


What the hell is PD?

Penile Dysfunction?
Hmmm, I'm not sure you be able to put that into much action, In Seine.




A lot of people never show any initiative because no-one told them to
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 21:46 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 26 Jan 09 21:48

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Quote: IN SEINE


Quote: Jesus Budda



How are you keepin', In Seine?
Good I hope.

A certain person was spreading the rumor I murdered, dismembered and buried you.
Which wasn't true.


Of course you didn't JB. I've been on a PD course run by Paul Lowton!

Learned loads - now to put it into action.

~IS~


What the hell is PD?

Penile Dysfunction?
Hmmm, I'm not sure you be able to put that into much action, In Seine.



PD = Private Detective or Private Investigator in your country. In this country a private investigator is someone who looks at/fondles their own equipment.

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Posted: 26 Jan 09 23:46

Quote: IN SEINE

I've been on a PD course run by Paul Lowton!




That's me, right?

To have ambitions, was my ambition

 
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