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IN SEINE
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Posted: 25 Jan 09 21:53 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 25 Jan 09 21:55
Is this Henman or his mum?

Just asking!

'Billy the Kid' strikes again


~IS~

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 Jan 09 21:57
In Seine! You're still alive!

We thought JB killed you and buried you in the marsh/bog along with Henman, Jenny Bigtits, Mister Meaner, Phil #$%^&@(^^^@, and others.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:07 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 25 Jan 09 22:15
My opinion is I think they got the wrong goat.

IN SEINE
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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:23

Quote: victor nicholas

My opinion is I think they got the wrong goat.


You goata be kidding me!

~IS~

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 Jan 09 22:36
All kidding aside, I don't think this was a gouda idea. We wouldn't wish this feta on anyone, even Henman.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 00:23 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 26 Jan 09 00:59
Maybe Henman is a goat.

He writes like one.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 00:54
Ask his Daddy. Maybe JB knows what happened to him.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 01:05 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 26 Jan 09 01:22
Good idea!

So JB did you tell Henman your name was Jeffrey Daimler and then invite him over for lunch?

Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 04:11
He used to really like my stories. I hope he did not try drinking 2 liters of diet orange for breakfast..

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 18:17

Quote: victor nicholas

Good idea!

So JB did you tell Henman your name was Jeffrey Daimler and then invite him over for lunch?


Anyone ever read that book Jeffry Dahmer's father wrote about him?
It was all right the first time but when i reread it I thought it was a bit shit.



Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 18:25
How did his father ever survive little Jeffie's teething?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 26 Jan 09 18:32

Quote: Jalapenoman

How did his father ever survive little Jeffie's teething?


Huh?
Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis???

Dahmer was a weirdo. I don't usually make random generalizations(?) but I think any person who's been in the US army/marines/whatever is a weirdo. Just look at the weirdo former soldiers boys on this site. Search their property for corpses, I say.





Madame Bitters
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 02:46

Quote: Jalapenoman

How did his father ever survive little Jeffie's teething?


Fuck that! How'd his mama survive nursing him?

Her breasts must have been as shredded as Enron's financial documents.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 13:50

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: victor nicholas

Good idea!

So JB did you tell Henman your name was Jeffrey Daimler and then invite him over for lunch?


Anyone ever read that book Jeffry Dahmer's father wrote about him?
It was all right the first time but when i reread it I thought it was a bit shit.


The book wasn't intended as a how-to manual.

How do you like wearing those orange jumpsuits?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 18:15

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Jalapenoman

How did his father ever survive little Jeffie's teething?


Fuck that! How'd his mama survive nursing him?

Her breasts must have been as shredded as Enron's financial documents.


Jesus Christ!
The man only ate bits and pieces of gay men. And that was only after they were dead.
Who the fuck are you and Jalapenoman talkin' about?
He killed his first man when he was living at his grandma's.
He buried the corpse under the house.




Victor, orange looks fantastic on me surprisingly.




Skoob1999
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 19:11
I ate one lousy foot and now everybody refers to me as "The Cannibal"

What's wrong with the world?

Whatever happened to tolerance, peace, and understanding?

Oops, gotta go, the fava beans are boiling...

victor nicholas
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 19:18
Spam is popular in former canabilistic Polynesia.

Reportedly it tastes similar to human flesh.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 27 Jan 09 19:34
Good point Victor.

Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 28 Jan 09 13:26
maybe someone Madoff with him. Or maybe he WAS Madoff!


 
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