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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
In Seine! You're still alive!
We thought JB killed you and buried you in the marsh/bog along with Henman, Jenny Bigtits, Mister Meaner, Phil #$%^&@(^^^@, and others. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My opinion is I think they got the wrong goat.
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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You goata be kidding me! ~IS~ |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
All kidding aside, I don't think this was a gouda idea. We wouldn't wish this feta on anyone, even Henman.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Maybe Henman is a goat.
He writes like one. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Ask his Daddy. Maybe JB knows what happened to him.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good idea!
So JB did you tell Henman your name was Jeffrey Daimler and then invite him over for lunch? |
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He used to really like my stories. I hope he did not try drinking 2 liters of diet orange for breakfast..
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Anyone ever read that book Jeffry Dahmer's father wrote about him? It was all right the first time but when i reread it I thought it was a bit shit. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
How did his father ever survive little Jeffie's teething?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Huh? Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis??? Dahmer was a weirdo. I don't usually make random generalizations(?) but I think any person who's been in the US army/marines/whatever is a weirdo. Just look at the weirdo former soldiers boys on this site. Search their property for corpses, I say. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fuck that! How'd his mama survive nursing him? Her breasts must have been as shredded as Enron's financial documents. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The book wasn't intended as a how-to manual. How do you like wearing those orange jumpsuits? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Jesus Christ! The man only ate bits and pieces of gay men. And that was only after they were dead. Who the fuck are you and Jalapenoman talkin' about? He killed his first man when he was living at his grandma's. He buried the corpse under the house. Victor, orange looks fantastic on me surprisingly. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I ate one lousy foot and now everybody refers to me as "The Cannibal"
What's wrong with the world? Whatever happened to tolerance, peace, and understanding? Oops, gotta go, the fava beans are boiling... |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spam is popular in former canabilistic Polynesia.
Reportedly it tastes similar to human flesh. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good point Victor.
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
maybe someone Madoff with him. Or maybe he WAS Madoff!
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