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I am all brand new. Still have the wrapper on.
I have lurked here for ages.
Ready to say hi now so

HI.

Echo...

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Quote: Cal Jennings

Echo...

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Echo...Echo...


Hi!.....Hi!.....

If you are brand new, welcome.

If you are brand "spankin'" new, see Cal. He's the one in charge of that stuff.

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Quote: trythisathome

I have lurked here for ages.


HI.

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Who've ya lurked at?

Dont lurk at Cal, he'll put the suit on


Ferg

Hi guys.
Thanks for the warm welcome.

I lurk at anything. I am not a fussy lurker.
I dribble a fair bit too. xx

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Quote: trythisathome

Hi guys.
Thanks for the warm welcome.

I lurk at anything. I am not a fussy lurker.
I dribble a fair bit too. xx

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If you dribble a fair bit, you might talk to Cal about his sister or Momma. They both dribble too I understand, not to mention Cal himself.

No telling what you might get going there - but, fair warning: Cal can be a bit on the jealous side. Goes with the superman suit I think.

Welcome!

Gnarly

Lurkers are usually demented, that's a good thing, as long as you can avoid prosecution and restraining orders.

BEf
vagina

I have lurked here for ages.
Ready to say hi now so

HI.

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...that explains the smell.

Don't just stand there, slap on some after shave and get to spoofin'!

You haven't written a damn thing.

Let's hope your writing don't stink!

M&S:)

Glad you said lurker and not lurcher.

Got a story to write?

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Quote: Jalapenoman

If you are brand new, welcome.

If you are brand "spankin'" new, see Cal. He's the one in charge of that stuff.

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Does somebuddy here need uh spakin'? Hot damn! We got us a bona-fide rookie. Sumone bring me mah electric paddle! Since yer a newbie, ah guess ah'd better warn ya' about mah sistur. She's all MINE on weekends. Yu'll havta' find sum weekday ta' sleep with her.

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el

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Quote: trythisathome

I am all brand new.

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I am real old.

Hello.

Hello really old.



Thanks all for the warm welcome. I have posted a few news snippets.

Interesting picture. How about you extend one of those hands in friendship and shake my hand?

*Waves right hand in the air*.
Just for you.

Are you a boy or a girl sheep? I'm sorry my eyesight isn't as good as it use to be.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Very Funny!!!

Le Fete--Le Funny!

M&S:)

Well I'm pickier about my sheep these days too. I prefer girl sheep, pays to check on these things first.

Dad blammit! You start talking sheep and you're gonna get Cal all riled up again!

Well wait til he sees that new avatar of TRYTHISATHOME, he's gonng think his sheep or sister escaped from his bedroom!

Nay . . I think the new avatar drove ol' Cal over the edge maybe. When he recovers sufficiently I'm pretty sure ol' Cal will offer to TRADE in his sheep or sister for TRITHISATHOME I would just imagine.

I notice ol' Cal hasn't been able to submit a single story since the 11th - about the time TRITHISATHOME's new avatar first appeared. Coincidence?

I think not!

Gnarly

Hello, Im new as well

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Quote: kella
Hello, Im new as well

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HELLO kella.

Welcome aboard.

Got a story in you somewhere?

Jalapenoman's $100 advice to new writers = highly recommended.

Gnarly Erik's plagiarised version: also a masterpiece but a helluva lot cheaper.

The legendary 50 cent edition available on request.

qm

I am both male & female.
Thought I would share that info with you all.

Wow! Our first hermaphrodite! Cal's sister is really gonna wanna try you out!

Your picture looks good as is...so please don't move the camera down south. We'd rather keep you a woman and fantasize about the pic.