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trythisathome
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Posted: 3 Aug 07 17:54
Its nice to be accepted. So there is no hermaphobes here then. Wooo!

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Posted: 3 Aug 07 21:02
Welcome. Since you are a hermaphrodite, you may sit next to me. Closer, please. There.

I require 30w motor oil and Perrier. Aside from that, feel free to wander about, and write what you wish. I am your only god.

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Posted: 3 Aug 07 21:09
Does that mean you are the Almighty Father of Fergus?

He's been claiming for a long time that he is "The Other Son of God." (TOSOG)

Another question, and this one philosophical:

If two hermaphrodites sleep together, is that a heterosexual, a homosexual, and/or a bisexual relationship?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 3 Aug 07 21:41
I think it depends on what end of the bed the view is taken, possibly.

using language appropriately isn't a hacks job.
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Posted: 3 Aug 07 22:40
Activity dictates sexual orientation. Is having intercourse with yourself sex, or masterbation?

BEF
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Posted: 4 Aug 07 09:47
If two hermaphrodites sleep together, is that a heterosexual, a homosexual, and/or a bisexual relationship?



Neither...it would be a double-crossin', two-timing, double-barreled, two-fold, double-dealing, co-habitating hankie-pankie !

M&S:)




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Cal Jennings
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Posted: 4 Aug 07 12:17
Don't sit next to me. Mongo STRAIGHT!

Mongo

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Moose&Squirell
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Posted: 6 Aug 07 11:54
Don't sit next to me. Mongo STRAIGHT!

Mongo


Correction:

Bart: Who is this Mongo, anyway?

Jim:(The Waco Kid): Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who," he's more of a "what."



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Cal Jennings
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Posted: 8 Aug 07 09:51
lol!

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Posted: 8 Aug 07 13:40
"A queer and a whore in Khartoum,
Spent the night together in a room.
They stayed up all night,
In one Hell of a fight,
Over who should do what and to whom."



(More or less from memory. Written by Bennett Cerf I believe)

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Posted: 8 Aug 07 19:56
Hi and welcome

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Aug 07 01:39
Ruddiger, are you welcoming the queer, the whore, the hermaphrodite, or Mongo (or are you going for the ultimate in wierd and perverted gang bangs).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.

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