Screen Name: Cal Jennings
Cal Jennings has published 419 items on The Spoof.
Check out Cal Jennings's:
- 331 Spoof News Stories
- 35 Spoof Magazine Articles
- 48 Spoof Snippets
- 3 Jokes
- 2 Fake Celebrity Diaries
Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 14th October 2014
Spoofing since: Sunday 15th April 2007
Location: Magnolia, TX, USA
Profile: I'm the son of a U.S. Marine, raised as a Marine is trained; however, I do reserve the right to offend everybody, including the Marines.
Member of Phi Theta Kappa
I believe in equality. My aim is to be perfectly rude and devious, being sure to insult everybody equally. No one is safe from my master weapons... parody, sarcasm, and the soft cushion. I might even pull out the EASY CHAIR.
Some of my favorite movies are by Mel Brooks and Monty Python. My favorite magazine is MAD. I only view and read QUALITY material, as you can see. I do make exceptions for Gnarly Eric, queenmudder, M&S, and Jalepenoman since I work with them on a regular basis. I MIGHT even be persuaded to read articles by others on TheSpoof.com if I feel they merit my princely attention. I reFUSE to read anything written by Mark Lowton anymore until he decides to pay us lowly writers. Welcome to The Spoof!
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6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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