Nicolas Sarkozy - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Nicolas Sarkozy. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Nicolas Sarkozy would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Nicolas Sarkozy's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012

Friday 14 September 12

What a week for zee French! My successor, Francois Hollande has brought in a super-tax , charging millionaires and billionaires 75% of their incom...

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June 2012

Saturday 30 June 12

Zee wife ees' preganant. Again. It is from zee sperm of Sarkozy. I still have eet. Zee people of Francais may prefer zee fat overbloated man with z...

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May 2012

Thursday 31 May 12

Gadzooks! Zee younger brother is dating zee Hollywood child star actor Mary-Kate Olsen! How did 'eee do zat? Obviously he is jealous of me dating a...

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Tuesday 22 May 12

Already it feels like zee lifetime I have been out of zee office. Zee wife Carla tells me it ees closer to two weeks. Zeut allors! Today I switc...

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Friday 18 May 12

Mr Francoise Hollande, my replacement as zee President of France, has appointed his first cabinet - with 50% of zee posts going to zee women as promis...

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Thursday 10 May 12

So, 'eet 'ees still sinking in that Francois Hollande is zee new Presidente of zee France - zee job I have held for zee four years. We will never k...

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Tuesday 08 May 12

Well, I was 'oping to grab zee victory from the jaws of defeat, but mon-a-me it was not to be. Cest la pathetique! non-result! Meester 'Olland is n...

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Saturday 05 May 12

Well zee tv debate with Francois Hollande was brutal. As zee frenchman, I am zee lover not zee fighter. Look at my trophy wife for example! But I...

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