Nicolas Sarkozy - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Nicolas Sarkozy. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Nicolas Sarkozy would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012

Wednesday 02 May 1212

10% behind in zee polls to Francois Hollande after Round 1 of voting. Tonight is my last chance to pull that back. We have zee one and only televis...

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Tuesday 01 May 1212

I have decided to sue zee website Mediapart that said I took 50 million dollars from Colonel Gadaffi to fund my 2007 election campaign. Luckily for...

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April 2012

Monday 30 April 1212

A document has been made public in Paris that says I received 50 million euros from slain Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for zee 2007 election campaign...

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Sunday 22 April 1212

Today is zee day for the first round of General Election voting in France. The opinion polls says Socialist Party/Francois Hollande will win today wit...

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Sunday 08 April 1212

I 'ave been trying to concentrate on zee French elections, but everyone in zee world is talking about zee most bootiful woman in the world - and shee...

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March 2012

Friday 23 March 1212

'eees is dead. We have killed the terrorist after a 30 hour stand-off. Toulouse gun-man Mohamed Merah has been shot by my police after a stake out...

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Wednesday 21 March 1212

The King of Tonga died at the weekend. We sent our condolences. The Coptic Pope of Egypt also popped his cloggs. Cant say i'd ever heard of him t...

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Sunday 18 March 1212

The election campaign is not going well. Expect to win the first round but polls suggest Fran├žois Hollande will triumph overall and kick my sad arse o...

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