Already it feels like zee lifetime I have been out of zee office.
Zee wife Carla tells me it ees closer to two weeks. Zeut allors!
Today I switch on zee television and there is my successor Mr 'Ollande meeting with zee G* leaders, including the yanky president from Kenya, Barry Zeebama, and zee German chancellor Angela Merkel. Zee b*stard! I am so jelly-ous! I miss zee sexy Angela. The way she talks about zee economy just makes my 'art skip a beat!