Jordan - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Jordan. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jordan would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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May 2012
Sunday 13 May 12
Been out on Danielle Lloyd's hen night in Liverpool. She's marrying a footballer - not a good one like Teddy Sheringham - she blew it with him by...
Saturday 05 May 12
'I am just like Elizabeth Taylor. I fall in love so fast and deep': It is true i said this to the press this week, but it is true. And I am catchin...
Wednesday 02 May 12
How comes I haven't been listed in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World? I told my staff to look under both my names - Jordan and Katie Price.
April 2012
Tuesday 17 April 12
Just heard on the car radio that Abu Quatari has been arrested and the Government has decided to deport him to Jordan! I don't want him in my house...
Tuesday 10 April 12
Yesterday i wrote on Twitter: "I'm in love with @leandro__penna." An alleged friend of mine has now told Heat magazine that we could get engaged af...
Sunday 08 April 12
Louis Walsh has paid me a back-handed compliment saying I have been successful with out possessing nay kind of talent. What a gay Irish arse bandit...
March 2012
Saturday 31 March 12
Yesterday I was at the Olympic Park, for a fun run, in the company of Princess Beatrice. I didn't get a chance to speak to her, or get a photo with...
Saturday 31 March 12
This week I was mixing with royalty. Well Princess Beatrice, daughter of Andy and Fergie. A sort of Division 4 royal. Or non-league royal. We did a...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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