Jordan - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jordan. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jordan would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012

Sunday 13 May 1212

Been out on Danielle Lloyd's hen night in Liverpool. She's marrying a footballer - not a good one like Teddy Sheringham - she blew it with him by...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

'I am just like Elizabeth Taylor. I fall in love so fast and deep': It is true i said this to the press this week, but it is true. And I am catchin...

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Wednesday 02 May 1212

How comes I haven't been listed in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World? I told my staff to look under both my names - Jordan and Katie Price.

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April 2012

Tuesday 17 April 1212

Just heard on the car radio that Abu Quatari has been arrested and the Government has decided to deport him to Jordan! I don't want him in my house...

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Tuesday 10 April 1212

Yesterday i wrote on Twitter: "I'm in love with @leandro__penna." An alleged friend of mine has now told Heat magazine that we could get engaged af...

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Sunday 08 April 1212

Louis Walsh has paid me a back-handed compliment saying I have been successful with out possessing nay kind of talent. What a gay Irish arse bandit...

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March 2012

Saturday 31 March 1212

Yesterday I was at the Olympic Park, for a fun run, in the company of Princess Beatrice. I didn't get a chance to speak to her, or get a photo with...

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Saturday 31 March 1212

This week I was mixing with royalty. Well Princess Beatrice, daughter of Andy and Fergie. A sort of Division 4 royal. Or non-league royal. We did a...

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