Jordan - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Jordan. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jordan would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
I've never been so insulted in my life! Saying I'm not a proper author is so insulting and making out I had a ghost writer, I mean we all know ghosts...
I need to get one of my boobs changed but the surgeon called me up to tell me he's got HIV and can't work. Typical!! Publicist also said wages didn...
I've got nothing against Egypt but it is not me - really I have a reputation to think of and my country is not revolutionary and nor am I. Jordan is f...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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