Jesus - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 11 August 2011

...who had just been kicked by an ass.

"The boy has been blinded by that ass," I heard one voice say.

I could see the kid sitting up with his hands over his eyes, shaking with fear.

Not wanting to be standing around in the way with two disobedient dogs, I decided to get moving and leave the scene behind.

As I started to walk, Spooner darted ahead at a run, forgetting he was tied to a leash.

"Heel boy!" I yelled.

The dog stopped and looked back at me.

Then I heard the kid announce with jubilation, "I can see! I can see! That man healed me!"

What is a guy supposed to do when 50 people are staring in amazement at him, believing he just healed a child?

I did what so many others did before me. I took credit for it.

I b...

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