Jesus - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 28 July 2011
I'm getting bored. I fancy walking around some streets and seeing what's going on the the world.
I keep getting emails about wars everywhere. Why can't those buggers on Earth just learn to get along.
Also, I need to find the idiot that is telling those suicide bombers that they will be rewarded with gifts of numerous virgins when they get to heaven.
What a load of shite! Poor ignorant buggers. The only virgins in Heaven are waaaaaaaaay too young for any of that hanky panky. Dad won't allow it anyway.
Come to think of it...I have NEVER seen a suicide bomber at the Pearly Gates. I suppose the are all 'downstairs'. Makes sense now I think about it.
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