Screen Name: Moustafa Rex
Moustafa Rex has published 22 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 4th August 2011
Spoofing since: Sunday 12th June 2011
Location: Mean Steets of Belle, WV
Profile: Moustafa Rex gave up on the HIp-Hop game nearly a decade ago when he realized the Parents-Just-Don't-Understand style was no longer in style, and he knew he'd never have the verbal skills of an artist like Snow. There was just no "Lickey-boom-boom-down," left in him. He sank into obscurity until just recently resurfacing wearing a pressed pair of slacks, a Jerry Garcia brand tie, and a pair of fly-eyes sunglasses. He was armed with a camera and a digital recorder. He said it was time to put the man in his place.
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