Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008

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November 2009

Saturday 14 November 09

Why, oh why, do I keep eating this crap?! Flambéed widgety grub a la kangaroo's vagina. I've been shi**ing through the eye of a needle for three...

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August 2009

Thursday 06 August 09

Ok I'm not that good at survival stuff I admit it. I fell out of my hammock four times last night and I can't even swim but it's just TV. I mean no on...

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Tuesday 04 August 09

Who does that son-of-a-bitch Bare Grylls think he is? Trying to knick my niche. He'll come a cropper one of these days with his silly bloody antics. T...

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Tuesday 04 August 09

Sorry it's been a while since I last wrote folks but my eye sight has only just returned since I ate some dodgy wild mushorroms. The doctor says I...

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July 2009

Tuesday 28 July 09

I never heard of Haylie Duff! Couldn't believe she's Hilary Duff's big sister!...

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Sunday 26 July 09

I've been trying to call Hilary Duff for like, two days and a half. I need her to do a movie about my precious life. I want her to portray all my love...

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April 2009

Friday 03 April 09

Filming another Bush Tucker Series: Spent an hour this morning trying to light a fire with one of them bow things. Managed to distract the film cr...

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March 2009

Thursday 12 March 09

Just arrived home from the hospital after a stomach pump. Picked up the wrong leaves whilst filming how to make a wild herb soup. Got into an argument...

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