Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2010

Saturday 04 September 1010

Dear Diary, completely out in the wilderness today, forgot my biro, so I'm writing this with a stick dipped in badger shit! Had a nice meal of g...

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July 2010

Wednesday 21 July 1010

Dammit, dammit, dammit! Something's crawled under my foreskin and is Doug in for the night. Coulda sworn it's a maggot leftover from Raoul Moat's b...

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June 2010

Sunday 27 June 1010

If that bloke gets bit on the arse, Im not suckin the poison.

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