Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, completely out in the wilderness today, forgot my biro, so I'm writing this with a stick dipped in badger shit! Had a nice meal of g...
Dammit, dammit, dammit! Something's crawled under my foreskin and is Doug in for the night. Coulda sworn it's a maggot leftover from Raoul Moat's b...
If that bloke gets bit on the arse, Im not suckin the poison.
Dentist Walter Palmer sticks his head in lion's mouth!Innocent (?) lion slaughterer, Walter Palmer, has offerd free dental service to lions all over the planet! The world hopes that a lion has a wicked tooth ache whilst Walter has his head in its mouth!
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