Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, completely out in the wilderness today, forgot my biro, so I'm writing this with a stick dipped in badger shit! Had a nice meal of g...
Dammit, dammit, dammit! Something's crawled under my foreskin and is Doug in for the night. Coulda sworn it's a maggot leftover from Raoul Moat's b...
If that bloke gets bit on the arse, Im not suckin the poison.
Banks will close even earlier on Shortest DayBanks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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