Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, completely out in the wilderness today, forgot my biro, so I'm writing this with a stick dipped in badger shit! Had a nice meal of g...
Dammit, dammit, dammit! Something's crawled under my foreskin and is Doug in for the night. Coulda sworn it's a maggot leftover from Raoul Moat's b...
If that bloke gets bit on the arse, Im not suckin the poison.
Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" EdictBarack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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