David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2009

Friday 16 October 09

Friday October 16th Everyone likes my new beard. Well, everyone except the people from Gillette, who rang up and shouted lots of nasty things about...

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August 2009

Thursday 20 August 09

I started cheating on Victoria with Katie Holmes, I hope Posh and Tom never know...

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July 2009

Thursday 30 July 09

I have been on the phone this week to Steven Gerrard. I think I need to protect myself, the natives are getting restless here in the US. Stevie G...

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Wednesday 29 July 09

I returned to Galaxy a few weeks ago and it really is a place far from home. The crowd keep shaking their large believes at me and showering me with...

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June 2009

Monday 01 June 09

Some idiot is trying to flog me old 'ouse off for thousands. That 'ouse has great memories for me, and only I can make millions from my stuff and make...

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May 2009

Tuesday 19 May 09

Got a helluva shock this morning, woke up, thought I'd go for a jog down to Tom Cruise's house for coffee or some chit-chat. Got the fright of my lif...

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January 2009

Sunday 25 January 09

Well I ended up in the hospital emergency where they managed to get my superglued slippers off (when they had stopped laughing that is). It hurt q...

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Saturday 24 January 09

Posh was in a good mood last night and suggested we went to bed early for a game of 'mr wobbly hides his hat' so after our Umbongo and cheese straws u...

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