David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008

Friday 05 December 088

6.07 Up bright an' early coz I'm gettin' me new book today. An' Victoria is also buying me a new set of crayons for it. Great! 6.15 Healthy breakfa...

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November 2008

Wednesday 19 November 088

Secret Serviceman Beckham, Operative number 7, for the purpose of this mission, You Are The Assassin... The phone rings. You leave it for that ex...

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Sunday 09 November 088

Today I travelled round to my mate Gary Neville's. I went round in order to see if his feet implants had taken and had indeed been successful. It turn...

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October 2008

Wednesday 01 October 088

Everyone seems to be complaining about this credit crunch, with job losses, and houses being worth nothing. Does not bother me............. The wor...

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September 2008

Saturday 13 September 088

Well it looks like my footballing days will soon be over. That new little black guy Woolcoat will be the new 'wonderboy'. I can't believe I only got t...

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Friday 12 September 088

8.00 Got a busy day today. Found out Posh is pregnant again, and as usual we are going to call it after the place we did it like to make the baby. My...

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Tuesday 09 September 088

I really don't like Victoria new hairstyle. I guess I will have to disagree with what the tabloids say, again....

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August 2008

Thursday 28 August 088

Got up 7:30am and made breakfast for Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz and packed a lunch for myself because I gotta go for training with LA Galaxy. Babysitter...

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Jar Jar Binks to be in New Star Wars The Force Awakens

Luke wasn't the only hero hidden from the trailer. JJ Abrams confirms Jar Jar was left out also. Rumors surfaced that Jar Jar will be cloned millions of times in what will be the 2nd Clone Wars.
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