David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 | 2008 | 2007
« Choose a different celebrity
December 2008
Friday 05 December 08
6.07 Up bright an' early coz I'm gettin' me new book today. An' Victoria is also buying me a new set of crayons for it. Great! 6.15 Healthy breakfa...
November 2008
Wednesday 19 November 08
Secret Serviceman Beckham, Operative number 7, for the purpose of this mission, You Are The Assassin... The phone rings. You leave it for that ex...
Sunday 09 November 08
Today I travelled round to my mate Gary Neville's. I went round in order to see if his feet implants had taken and had indeed been successful. It turn...
October 2008
Wednesday 01 October 08
Everyone seems to be complaining about this credit crunch, with job losses, and houses being worth nothing. Does not bother me............. The wor...
September 2008
Saturday 13 September 08
Well it looks like my footballing days will soon be over. That new little black guy Woolcoat will be the new 'wonderboy'. I can't believe I only got t...
Friday 12 September 08
8.00 Got a busy day today. Found out Posh is pregnant again, and as usual we are going to call it after the place we did it like to make the baby. My...
Tuesday 09 September 08
I really don't like Victoria new hairstyle. I guess I will have to disagree with what the tabloids say, again....
August 2008
Thursday 28 August 08
Got up 7:30am and made breakfast for Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz and packed a lunch for myself because I gotta go for training with LA Galaxy. Babysitter...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
Mailing List
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!