David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2009
Monday 14 December 09
Victoria's obsession with fame is getting rather tedious. Not only has she been calling Coleen Rooney a 'Coleen Goonie Rooney', but has started laying...
Saturday 12 December 09
December 12th - Stood in front of a camera in my underpants this afternoon - £50,000. Fucking result.
Wednesday 09 December 09
December 9th - Kicked a football around this week and made another $500,000 - fucking result....!...
October 2009
Friday 16 October 09
Friday October 16th Everyone likes my new beard. Well, everyone except the people from Gillette, who rang up and shouted lots of nasty things about...
August 2009
Thursday 20 August 09
I started cheating on Victoria with Katie Holmes, I hope Posh and Tom never know...
July 2009
Thursday 30 July 09
I have been on the phone this week to Steven Gerrard. I think I need to protect myself, the natives are getting restless here in the US. Stevie G...
Wednesday 29 July 09
I returned to Galaxy a few weeks ago and it really is a place far from home. The crowd keep shaking their large believes at me and showering me with...
June 2009
Monday 01 June 09
Some idiot is trying to flog me old 'ouse off for thousands. That 'ouse has great memories for me, and only I can make millions from my stuff and make...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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