German Neo Nazi's Ditch Skin Head Look by Wearing Burkas Instead

Written by Alex99

Tuesday, 5 July 2011


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Heidi formerly known as Adolph

In an effort to blend in mainstream society German Nazis are switching to burkhas.

The new Nazi uniform is pink and purple and it was chosen via a secret straw poll in a Berlin shopping centre.'I think that we look beautiful,' said Adolph Goebbels who is now going by the name of Heidi. 'And I agree with the British Home Secretary-burkas are really empowering,' he added.

Being German, they have engineered the burkhas so that they have individual miniature air conditioners sown into them.' We think they will be a hit in Riyadh,' said the Nazi sex Symbol formerly known as Adolph.'

The burkhas mean the neo nazi fools can walk anywhere they like without being stopped and it's not as if they we are going to blow anyone up any time soon. 'We have done all that before and look where that got us-lampooned by Lowe and the makers of the Producers,' moaned Heidi formerly known as Adolph.

If the burkas are a hit, the Nazis are considering wearing yashmaks and phylacteries as part of their attire.Meanwhile the world is wishing the Nazis would go into purdah and never come back from the nightmare they originally unleashed back in the 1920s.

Heidi the Nazi was subsequently arrested in France-not for being a Nazi-but for wearing a burka.She accused the French of being racially intolerant.To add insult to injury, Heidi was strip searched by the French police. Imagine their surprise when Heidi was actually a man! The French immediately concluded that Heidi was working for Qaeda and the poor lady-boy was water boarded for several hours. Under such pressure she gave the names of the entire Neo-Nazi leadership in Germany and so their efforts to blend in with the people looks like being a total disaster. As of current time of writing, Heidi is being extraordinarily rendered to Riyadh where stoning awaits her for being a transvestite.

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