Snake bites boob and dies of silicone poisoning!

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Monday, 14 March 2011


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This rattler is immune against silicone it lives in Silicone Valley!

A lusty snake (RIP), who shall remain nameless, has died after fancying a bit of tit. Unfortunately the tit was not a natural one, it was pumped full of silicone and after attempting to save its life through mouth to mouth, veterinarian surgeons pronounced it dead. (aaaahhh)

As for the owner of the tit, an Israeli nude model, she only suffered shock after the live, televised incident caused quite an uproar amongst reptile lovers and titty lovers.

The reason why the normally tame snake bit the tit was because it had got all horny when the model, Orit Fox, attempted to give the snake a "rattling blow job", she was turned on too.

It's a well known fact that snakes are regarded by many women as the "Devil in disguise" hence the reason why female snake-dancers love having them wrapped around and between their thighs!

The Israeli model is now being accused of "snake-slaughter" in the first degree; she is pleading innocence because never did she think a snake would sink his fangs into her "silicone valley" apart from rattle-snakes who live in Silicone Valley that is!

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