Written by queen mudder

Friday, 25 February 2011

Left Bank - The Streatham rag trader says it's a stitch-up as fashionistas reacted with dismay at John Galliano's arrest.

Years of peddling hideously overpriced tat modelled by anorexic heroin junkies have taken their toll on the style police.

Haute couture's top bollox peddler was clapped in Jeremy irons for insulting women everywhere with his crappy recycled tat.

Reports from Paris say he's being questioned by the gendarmerie about skag motifs embroidered in Bahraini pearls on Kate Middleton's wedding dress.

A prototype was to have been unveiled at Paris Fashion Week next week before a copyright complaint from an unknown Brit designer.

At fifty grand a pop Galliano's nuptial robes are much sought after by trustafarian brain-dead smack addicts everywhere.

Vivienne Westwood is 104.

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Topics: Royal Wedding




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