A new trend is blazing across America, Tryptophan Poisoning as the new date rape drug. Young men are finding that it is easier to get a girl to eat turkey than to slip something into her drink. Even better take her out for chicken, according to news reports chicken is much richer in tryptophan than turkey. Once the girl is fast asleep, well the deed is done.
It appears the legal ramifications of this new ploy are non existent. No on has been arrested for slipping a girl too much chicken or turkey, or taking her out to dinner.
The college student who started the trend and wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons said, "I use to watch my Uncle Bob every Thanksgiving fall asleep in the easy chair, he was dead to the world. No one could wake him. A light bulb went off over my head, That's where I got my inspiration. I just applied my Uncle Bob to college girls.
Well girls better be careful, if you need to unbutton that top button on your tight jeans you might be setting yourself up for a surprise.
From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert
Somewhere thinkin:
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
