Pastor Terry Jones is hiding in a cave according to the FBI.
Ever since Terry Jones was fined $180000 for security costs surrounding his controversial threat to burn the Quran, its left Terry Jones without a penny.
The Pastor is thought to be hiding in a cave in Canada.
The FBI received a video of Terry Jones showing off his survival skills and calling for a Christian Jihad.
The video was aired last night and is now on youtube.
In a bizarre twist, high profile Saudi Cleric Khaled Al-Khlewi responded with a reply video on youtube.
Khaled Al-Khlewi who blames Jews for everything including his own Barbra Streisand cd collection and wasted years trying to do Woody Allen impressions said "Pastor Terry Jones is a wannabe warlord he hasn't got a clue about survival, who does he think he is Robinson Crusoe? "'he's just a Jewish Puppet."
He's urged everyone who hasn't taken their anti psychotic meds to burn any cook books by Nigella Lawson, effigy's of Jewish puppets, especially Kyle Broflovski and Krusty the Clown.
Kyle was phoned to comment, he said "no comment." followed by "oh my god you just made me burn Kenny's toast!"
Krusty was too burnt out to comment.
