Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Fritzl loved his childrens children from him, what a cuddly old Daddy he is!

Austrian child abuser, child rapist and father of them all, Josef Fritzl is a pretty naughty old chap.

After being caught and exposed normally he should have been sentenced to a short sharp career in Dachau or Auschwitz, Adolf would certainly have sent him there.

Times have changed and now cuddly old Josef spends his days in an Austrian luxury prison cell boasting he's even more (in) famous than that certain gentleman mentioned above, another (in) famous Austrian, Adolf Hitler.

Josef boasts about his notorious fame and is actually quite proud of his deeds, planting his seeds in his raped, incarcerated daughter for 24 years.

Josef even mentioned the fact that Hitler was a "has-been" part of Austrian history and that he is now even more famous than old Adolf.

Even Adolf would not have been proud of this low-life piece of shit and would have certainly transported him post-haste to Dachau for a quick gassing (but not before having his golden teeth ripped out to pay for the children's education!)

Times have changed, we have become a forgiving, tolerant race of do-gooders (?) and old Adolf is turning in his grave while this latest version of "sicko Untermenschen" go about their disgraceful deeds, who'll be the next one to appear?! (certainly not Rommel)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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