Written by Morse

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

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Sharon Stone at 52, Smooth as Ever!

Sharon Stone at 52 looks better than most wags and enhanced starlets half her age, a fact she attributes to a strong affinity for sex, a healthy diet, and a fetish against all body hair since her Mons was exposed in the erotic film "Basic Instinct."

"That was the turning point for me," said the toned sex kitty," until that time I took my Mons for granted, just something to use as a basic tool to earn my way in Hollywood."

Sharon credits Bolivian Waxing Mogul Colonel Juan Bolivar III with making her name a household word after her erotic scene in the movie where she seductively crosses her legs while being interviewed on murder charges by a Homicide Detective played by Michael Douglas.

Douglas and the audience gasped in shock when they noticed Stone was not wearing panties and her Magnificent Mons was displayed in wide screen splendor not seen since Ansel Adams photographed the Grand Canyon at Sunrise.

"At first I didn't want to be waxed," said Stone, " I wanted to appear in my natural state....kind of like a Halloween Party when you wear a beard to hide your features....but after I met Juan, I pretty much let him have his way with me."

"Next to the Dali Lama, who's a close personal friend, Juan is my most trusted male mentor....thanks to him my Pussy made me into the star I am today!"

Stone vehemently denied a story appearing in the Spoof a year ago that her
famous Mons was Photo Shopped by replacing her nether lips with the facial lips of a pouting Angelina Jolie or a petulant Whoopi Goldberg.

Sharon, a former Ford Modeling Agency prodigy is not shy about her attributes. As if to defy and shock this reporter, she pulled up her short skirt
over her tanned thighs and said defiantly, " Look....read my lips...do they look like they need to be photoshopped? " exposing her pulsating protuberances in a flash of de ja vu.

After being assured that indeed, those were the lips seen in the film, and fine lips at that, though slightly damp, a mollified Stone talked some more about CJ Bolivar.

"He was the most gentle man with incredible technique. After he spread his magical wax, rubbing my thighs and cooing in my ear , with flamenco music in the background, he whispered, 'just think about a cool breeze wafting up you skirt between your legs, feel liberated, feel exposed to the world and proud of your Mons, visualize it as a national treasure and not just as a simple tool...there, this won't hurt ...did it?"

"Amazing," said Stone, subconsciously rubbing her lucky charm under her skirt, "from that day on I never looked back, and since that time, except for my 4 husbands and a few flings, CJ is the only one who handles my Mons...it's almost a religious experience and I do it twice a month....here, feel how smooth it is ?"

Once again this reporter was forced to agree with the sultry actress, not a sign of stubble and soft as velvet, albeit a bit jumpy as if it hadn't been petted in awhile.

Leaning back, Sharon closed her eyes and murmured, "Hmmmmm, you must be part Bolivian, you're as good as CJ.....wanna Tango?"

More of this Interview and a review of Basic Instinct IV after the Scribe finds his pencil.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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