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Saturday, 9 October 2010

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Draping over the controversy

Vienna - (YouBoob! News): Her naked glamor shots from a recent performance of The Nutcracker are already an internet sensation.

And now Vienna State Opera prima ballerina Karina Sarkissova's nude centerfold shots from The Magic Naked Flute are going digital with a follow-up 3D video.

A PR source says Wiener magazine - whose name variously means sausage in German, a giant crater on the dark side of the Moon, an American penis and/or an unsophisticated and over-earnest dork (English) - has commissioned the sequel.

Not everyone is happy with the dancer's moonlighting, however, and Ms Sarkissova's all-singing all-dancing career hangs in the balance.

VSO director Dominique Meyer said today Sarkissova's glamor shots were enough to get her fired:

"Wiener Staatsoper-Pooper cannot condone all this nudity."

A spokesperson for the beleaguered ballerina replied today saying Meyer was a bit 'Swan (F)lake'.

Catch the dancer's latest video footage on the YouBoob! channel.

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