Hitler uniform wins Catholic school fancy-dress show in Perth, Australia!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 27 August 2010

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Hitler climbs the popularity polls in Catholic schools in Australia, mums and dads love him!

A Catholic school in Australia held a fancy-dress contest for mums and dads and the child dressed as Hitler won it hands down and right arm up!

The majority of parents voted for the slightly controversial uniform and it won ahead of the second placed, Mussolini uniform, last was the Bin Laden uniform?

The Catholic school in Perth, Western Australia is renowned for it's rather hard-lined selection process of pupils and there's certainly not a "coloured face in sight"!

Even the Catholics Priests giving religious education are actually "straight" (seldom occurrence) and are allowed to have long-term bed relationships with their cleaning women and Nuns.

The Australian government is slightly worried about the "right of the middle" school, but has turned a blind eye because it feels that such schools offer their pupils old fashioned values and Aborigine exclusion zones.

The Catholic church also approves and feels such symbolic favour of Hitler, Mussolini, etc, gives the Catholic church a chance to redeem itself from their disgraceful reputation of being totally gay and riddled with paedophiles.

Hitler would never have allowed such behaviour and we all know what happened to those who enjoyed a bit of the same (Arbeit Macht Frei)?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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