He's tasted the sweet smell of success with his recent remorseless and relentless coverage of vuvuzela stories, but for spoof writer Monkey Woods, it was very nearly a case of 'live by the vuvuzela, die by the vuvuzela', after the miserable northerner was found by a surprised member of staff in the Tang Hua Seng department store toilets, with a vuvuzela shoved up his arse!
Woods limp frame was discovered at around 5.30pm yesterday afternoon by an alert member of the cleaning team who had been summoned to the area, ostensibly to deal with an emergency after some filthy bastard had left an extremely large stool poking its nose out of the water in the Gents toilets.
What Khun Nataporn found, however, was Woods, in what has become a familiar pose all over the world in recent weeks, laid face down on the floor, with a vuvuzela sticking out of his rectum.
A loud incessant droning could also be heard.
Fortunately, Nataporn had only last week undertaken her Vuvuzela Extraction Training, and was able to remove the instrument without harm to it or its 'keeper'. Speaking to our reporter later, Nataporn said:
"Him leave big shit in toilet. I shove brush up him ass. Don't do again! Bloody farangs!"
