MEMPHIS, Tennessee - It’s no secret that Taylor Swift has one of the best bands in the music business. Her band members are all seasoned veterans who have played with everyone from Shakira and Miley Cyrus to Willie Nelson and The Roseanne Barr Bl...
BURBANK - Twilight Saga series star Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez have just signed to appear in Luigi Luigiani's classic Vampire comedy, The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld. The film is being produced by Lions Door Films in association with Clou...
Update 2/12/11: Threats of use of vuvuzelas have forced Mubarak to finally step down and hand power over to the Egyptian army. Proving once again the power of the vuvuzela. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak pulled a fast one on the citizens of Eg...
The producers and directors of the new Green Hornet movie, out later this week, have admitted that they used the soundtrack of thousands of vuvuzelas during the world games in South Africa in the new movie. "We had to do something because Seth Rog...
In what has been described as "nothing short of an everyday occurrence", a woman in the Potteries yesterday discovered another amazing item under her 9-year-old son's bed - a vuvuzela! Karen Low-Cal, 45, from Stoke, was rummaging about under Child...
After years and years and years of topping the world's top ten of words the word F++K has at last been replaced in 2010 by that "horny" South African favourite, VUVUZELA! F++k has been at the top of the word charts ever since Queen and Led Zeppeli...
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA: - Thanks to the 2010 soccer World Cup, sports fans have become acquainted with the annoying drone of vuvuzelas - those long plastic horns guaranteed to cause tinnitus. What to do with the remaining hundreds of vuvuzelas?...
Fans of the mosquito like buzzy instrument rejoice! Vuvuzelas have been passed as a legal accessory in the House of Commons. After a massive root about in Gordon Brown's' archives, we discovered the last law he ever passed: Vuvuzelas are permitted...
It is reported that a new website, available only to those with loadsofmoney, has caught the attention of very rich, very silly and very cocky professionals in the UK. Googling, superduperhookerbooker will get you into the site but a password is r...
A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com became confused, then disorientated this morning, when, after logging-on to the site, he became aware of a new word that he hadn't happened upon before - vajazzle. The man - me - noticed the word in...
As authorities across the globe attempt to stem the seemingly endless wave of vuvuzelas making their way into the homes and hands of sports fanatics and other children, they have recently met with some success, thanks to an undercover operation invol...
Sooner or later it was bound to happen. Death by vuvuzela. Sad news. The world's fattest woman [WFW] is dead. Vuvuzela'd to death by her over-eager lover - the worlds fattest man [WFM]. A disconsolate WFM wept torrents as he told paramedics:...
At several Premier League clubs the vuvuzela, beloved to South Africans, is to be banned. An angry reaction came from one Arsenal fan, where the instrument has been banned. 'It is a breach of my human rights. This will take Arsenal to Europe for a...
He's tasted the sweet smell of success with his recent remorseless and relentless coverage of vuvuzela stories, but for spoof writer Monkey Woods, it was very nearly a case of 'live by the vuvuzela, die by the vuvuzela', after the miserable northerne...
Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail with something stuck up its arse, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract...
Those people in the United States who make over $250,000 are getting ready for the President's new tax hikes are preparing for them by sitting on vuvuzelas shipped here from South Africa. "There's no use taking it all at once, even with Ky-Jelly",...
Miami, FL - Viewers tuning in Saturday to see the baseball game between the Florida Marlins and the Washington Nationals may have thought they were hearing the familiar sound of vuvuzelas as a distinct buzzing sound seemed to permeate the air. On...
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