Hurry to Pamplona, the Running of the Bulls is soon to take place. People are already guzzling down gallons of red wine, which is used to give them the courage to run in front of these heavyweight bulls who are sent charging through the streets to entertain and gouge.
This is something no sober person would ever do in a lifetime. Most 'runners' admit that, when sober, they have trouble running for a bus.
Apparently the wine dulls the pain when the horn lifts you by the seat of your pants and throws you to the ground like a rag doll. Those thrown cannot usually remember being thrown when the sober up or gain consciousness, whichever comes first.
So hurry, times running out. Pardon the pun.
Oranizers have put out this plea:
"Runners are wanted. The slower you can run, the better! The wine is free"
