More evidence comes in every day that Obama is not an American or an African. Thanks to more friends uncovering concealed evidence that has been hidden for thirty years Big "O" has now been "sussed". While he's been both pretending to be an educated American (thats a joke for a start) and an educated African (hahahaahahah) The fact has been staring us in the face all along. He is tall he hasn't got a fat nose he is not black (I lived in south Africa many years under apartheid and he would have been classified "coloured").
Can he do mine dancing? Can he speak "fanagalo" (universal African language) can he throw a spear and jump six feet in the air like Massai warriors or drink cows blood while its warm? No! Can he bollocks! He take that Russian guy to a Burger joint for burger and fries.
The evidence comes out every day as I said before he is the illegitimate son of Winston Churchill. He is actually white.
He pretends to be a black Muslim/Christian depending what he wants at the time but the fact is he is a WASP! A white Anglo Saxon Protestant. So how come he's "off white" you may ask --well my friends it is perfectly obvious-- Winston would cradle him affectionately for hours on end in the garden shed (because he was a little bastard and nobody should know) but besides that Winston loved him and would talk to him about how great he would be as a president of the States. All this time of course "Daddy" would have his big Havana in his hand smoking away like a chimney and within six months baby O as Winny called him was as cured as a kipper with the cigar smoke.
His American accent is a false as Mel Gibson's in Brave heart was Scottish. If he had stayed in England instead of being whisked away to boarding school in America he would be a top ranking member of parliament in England stealing his expenses with the rest of them. But Alas his destiny was to fritter away his birthright on them Yanks and of course he is bitter that his famous dad let him go. But one thing will always bring fond memories from the past and that is the smell of cigar smoke just the same as ex president Clinton has fond memories of the same smell.