Rare Photo's Of Che Guevara Discovered

Funny story written by Jess Mylocke

Thursday, 24 June 2010

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Would you wear a t-shirt with this man's face on it?

Rare photographs of Che Guevara - the revolutionary figure who is a popular t-shirt image on posh student's clothing - have been discovered beneath the shite contained in a filthy old fella's shed.

Jim Pipewhistle, 94, stored all kinds of crap in the rickety wooden contraption at the bottom of his overgrown garden.

One day while have a sneaky smoke away from the prying eye's of his day-care nurse, Maureen, he happened upon a dusty framed portrait of the legendary Marxist leader.

The picture depicts el Che in a less than flattering pose - one in which he is wearing a horrible purple check shirt and grinning a toothless smile through a scraggly, shit-stained beard, pleading to the camera with a look of complete and utter agony.

After rummaging through some more shite and lumps of metal and coal, the old man found a box of more crappy pictures of the bearded one - some showing him with a hangover and vomiting into the blouse of a busty lady; others of him scratching his hairy arse with a monkey.

"Che was going through a rough patch at the time. He was fighting in the jungle's of Africa and hadn't had a shite in weeks", said a historian who examined the picture and verified it's authenticity.

T-Shirt companies are worried that the pictures could ruin the romanticized image of the dashing Argentinian hero.

"The famous image of Che in the beret must have been a fluke", said one man.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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