The UK Socialist party has held a festival in honour of psychopathic murderer Che Guevara's birthday. Mr Guevara has become an icon for far-left activists who choose to overlook his less-than-perfect record on human rights.
A spokesman for the UK Socialist party, Ben E. Fit, said, "We are celebrating the memory of Che. He was a great man, who believed so firmly in socialism that he didn't think twice to commit murder to achieve his dream of a socialist Cuba. In the same spirit as him, we are stabbing babies in the name of socialism."
Mr Fit would not say where he had found the babies he is going to stab, but it is understood they have not been procured legally. Police are investigating.
