Justin Bieber, the boy who duped desperate teens and their corpulent, premenopausal mothers into believing he was attractive, sent to the Phantom Zone with General Zod today, following the discovery that he is a 19 year old Czech woman.
Bieber's horrible past was revealed yesterday that he won Best International Video by a Female Canadian for "One Time."
"Once his gender and nationality were discovered, we had no choice but to investigate the possibility that his popularity was some form of mind control, which could not be tolerated.
Bieber, who was tried under his true identity, 19 year old actress Naskah Pentacova, was quickly convicted, and the sentence was to be carried out ASAP.
Fans of Richard Donner's Superman movies will recall the Phantom Zone -an incredible 5th dimension of space and time, parallel to the universe that we know- is where General Zod was imprisoned. Bieber will exist in two dimensions for eternity. On Earth, The Phantom Zone is cryptically referred to as "Magazine."
"This is what we should have done to that hippie creep John Lennon. Facist"
Bieber was awarded the "UR Fave Video" for "Baby," the "Best Guess for What the Hell Muchmusic is" and "UR Fave New Artist award.