UK Returns Bust of Obama, Autographed Pix, Videos and Mau Mau Memorobilia to White House Over BP Mess!

Written by Morse

Friday, 11 June 2010

An anonymous UK government agency, linked to MI-5, has returned a Pod Box of Obama artifacts given to the country by the President during one of his fits of hubris and omnipotence, after Barry's BP bashing tantrums have caused a rift in already faltering relations.

The long suffering British, their humiliation simmering since the inauguration when Obama in a show of distain, dispatched the valuable bust of Churchill lent to George Bush after 9/11 by Tony Blair with the note "no longer needed, 'Peace in our Time' , finally issued pay back with the return of 'a bunch of shite', as described by one shadow minister in charge of inventorying and wrapping the items for return.

Included in the shipment were a collection of unplayed DVDs given to Gordon Brown during a state visit to the UK, a full collection of HD videos of Obama's most moving political speeches given to HM the Queen, an uncashed check for $7500 made out to the Duchess of York with the notation, "She Knows Why-Balance later" and a collection of Mau Mau Memorabilia collected by Winston Churchill after the 1952 Mau Mau uprising in Kenya which saw Obama's grandfather arrested, detained, and allegedly tortured when Winston was Prime Minister.

Included in the collection was the shrunken head of a white settler killed by the movement, a bloody throwing spear, a zebra shield, and a DNA stained loin cloth, originally the property of Hussein Onyango Obama, accused of giving classified information to the rebels. DNA has been confirmed and linked to the Obama Dynasty responsible for thousands of Illegitimate family members tied back to the President of the United States, including some illegals already in the country existing off welfare in Massachusetts.

When hearing of the return of Mau Mau material the President through pursed lips, no mean feat as one bystander commented later, uttered only one word,
"BASTARDS." No one felt they could argue with Barry on That One!

No word of reaction from the White House when they received the Pod Box 'Freight Collect', but the transportation company said the bill was paid with a black American Express Card by a an aide to the Secretary of the Treasury.

Skoob News, in the UK, is the only accredited news source reporting the story, as no member of the newly formed government will comment publicly on the veracity of the matter.

Said a spokesman for Skoob News, International Stringer Martin Shuttlecock,
"So there mate....Bastards making a big deal about a bit of oil while we're left eating these toxic mortgages and the Prick wouldn't even offer Gordo a decent meal while he was in town! Don't plan on the Queen's Guard playing
'God Bless America' after the next round of Rag Head diplomacy runs amok!
And by the way, there's not a "Mercy Rule" in this Saturdays dust up on the pitch....Fook em all if they can't take a joke....!"

ESPN announced today Erin Andrews will be performing her on field interviews during the game in South Africa inside an M1A2 Abrams Battle Tank armed with a Turret Cam.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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