It has been reported that leader of the White Islamic Muslim Jewish Catholics, Mustapha Fook, is upset that the tabloids are connecting him to Ivana Phuque.
He has pointed out, quite correctly, that the spelling of their last names are totally different (or is that diferrent or diferrant?).
Our reporter pointed out that this is NOT a valid point for distancing himself from Ivana Phuque. She went on to explain to Mustapha Fook that there are many different spellings of words and names as as result of languages having to be translated into other languages.
She has, herself, proof of this fact as she has visited many Indian Restaurants and even has cookery books and loves to follow the recipes. She did go on to inform Mustapha that both menus and cookery books name food items which are the same, but the spellings are different when translated into the English language or indeed any language.
For example, 'bhaji' can be spelled 'baaji' or 'bhajji'. 'Aloo gobi' can be spelled on some recipes and in some cookbooks as 'Alloo ghobi' or even 'Allu gobbi'.
Pappadums can be 'papadoms', paapadumis' or even 'parpadams'.
Mustapha Fook left the interview extremely confused or confoosed, maybe even cornfuzed.
He said he was going to approach the British Government and the Indian Government, indeed ANY Government who will listen to him, to STANDARDIZE (OR IS IT STANDARDISE OR STANERDICE?) the spelling of all Hindu, Muslim, Jewish,Catholic and English words.
This has certainly upset Musapha Fook as he is NOW questioning the Holy Books as they have ALL been translated into different languages over the centuries and, did indeed begin as a HUGE game of Chinese Whispers, because no-one could actually WRITE way back when the Holy books are said to have been written.
Go figure!
More as this story unfolds.
