Beware of Greeks bearing ships

Written by Wumf

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Ship soon to be clad in realistic horse wood

A large cruise ship shaped like a horse has been constructed in Melopollonia, Greece to serve as a hiding place for a core group of people to sneak undetected into a neighboring country which is better off financially.

"Any country will do, just as long as they don't use the Euro and we don't owe them too much money," said Alexxo Fillippo, originator of the idea.

Its been a long time since the horse idea has been floated, the Greeks are counting on their future hosts to not be very well read and maybe just a little bit naive.

"We float in at night, jump overboard and open the city gates for the rest of our countrymen," said Fillippo.

The would be immigrants are now searching for a city with gates.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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