Somali Pirates send pirate videos

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 1 February 2010

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No ships or boats are safe from pirates

Somali Pirates are sending pirate videos of their captured victims who are held for ransom including British couple Paul and Rachel Chandler.

A spokesperson for the Foreign Office is reported to have said "Not another pirate video" when they received the video of the Chandlers talking about how badly they have been treated.

The Foreign Office have repeated once again though that they do not pay ransoms to anybody.

A charity worker Alan Davidson is trying to set up a charity fund Save the Chandlers and because he is frustrated that the British Government will not pay a ransom he is written to former US President George Bush for help after all he was a member of Skull & Bones.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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