Holy Prophet Muhammed once smiled often and then would light a fart and roar with the wind just so the people could be happy and they would be happy ..or else.
Mohammed Ali, on the other hand, would deliver a shot to the head and then three quick ones to the face.
But of the two, I was much more afraid of the Prophet Muhammed, for he once turned my best friend into a walking sightless turd to roam the earth and stink it up, just because he said one of the 72 virgins was knocked up.
But then the Prophet would make many jokes with members of the community.
For example, a hundred year old woman came to see our Holy Prophet Muhammed and said: "O Messenger of Allah, pray to Allah (Suburbanahu Wa T'ala Ba hoom bap a mow mow) that I will enter Paradise."
Holy Prophet Muhammed said jokingly, you know how he loves to pull your leg...sometimes too hard..."O Mother of All Ugly People, no ugly old women will enter Paradise."
The old woman went away crying, after hearing from Holy Prophet Muhammed.
Then Holy Prophet Muhammed sent one of his companions to tell her that, she will indeed enter Paradise by becoming a young lady and, maybe fix her hair and shave the mustache, because the Paradise is for only young people without mustaches.
But then the walking turd blindly walked into her. And she smelled to high heaven before she became young again.
(A version of this story is told all over the Middle East and especially among NYC cab drivers. I first heard it from a direct descendant of a walking turd or at least he smelled like it.)
