Written by AnThOnY hAyEs

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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The building that Mr. Playstationi wil jump off when he sees that no one bought the Playstation 4

The creator of the Playstation 3, 2 and 1 has revealed that people at Sony have given the go-ahead for the Playstation 4 to be released in early 2013.

It was though that the Playstation 3 was going to be the last console in the Playstation chronology, since Sony had not said in any of their press releases that they were going to release a new Playstation, which is strange because in the anouncement of the other consoles came weeks after the release of the previous console.

The creator of Playstation, Noodle Playstationi, said in an interview with the China Town newspaper that the Playstation 4 will be the best game console in the history of Playstation and of mankind. He also revealed some of the new features of the PLaystation 4 and some of the new things that the console will be able to do.

He said that the Playstation 4 will be a toaster, a hair dryer and straightener, a phone, a camera, a photocopier, a mother (?????) and also a dog breeder. He also said that one of the strangest features of the new console will be that it will not be controlled by a remote controle like all the other game consoles in hitsory, instead it will be controlled by a monkey in a hot air baloon, which will come free when you purchase the Playstation 4. Another strange feature is that the game console will be the most environmental game console in history since it will not be electrically powered or battery controlled and instead will be a wind up game console. This means that while you are playing you will have to use one hadn to wind up the console so that it doesn't turn off.

Ultimately I think that Mr. Playstationi should ask for advice from Mr Nintendo or Mr. Xboxtox!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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