Nigerian Nutcase

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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Nigerian Godfred Kofi was stopped at London Airport today when he attempted to travel on a transatlantic flight to the USA with a bomb in his underpants.

We are all aware that nigerians are top of the league when it comes to advance fee fraud but when it comes to terrorism they are thankfully hopeless as Kofi tried to hide a bomb the size of a bowling ball in his underpants.

Kofi was asked by security Guards whats that in your pants to which he replied "my Bum" but because of his accent it sounded like my bomb. He has now been arrested by officers from the anti terrorist division and taken away for questioning.

Our photographer managed to get a photograph of the bum I mean bomb.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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