The Poncyius Pope gives his global Christmas speech and promises that the world will be "Hetro" free by 2035!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 25 December 2009

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This present "Poncyious Pope" will certainly keep his promise, he's GERMAN!

The honourable "Poncyious Pope" from his balcony at the Vatican has given his Chrissy speech to millions of Catholics and other morons willing to listen.

They stood in St.Peters Square or watched on TV as the Pope spoke in 2000 languages and delivered the most "modern and controversial" speech ever in the history of the Catholic church (apart from when Pope Slaughterius X111111 announced the slaughter of Aztecs and Mayas way back in 1511, bullshit, the world was flat then!).

The main theme was the delivery of Holy, Righteous, Heavenly, information regarding global sexuality.

The crowd were blown away as the Pope promised that the earth would be a "Hetro free zone" by the year 2035!

Everybody living on the surface will be by then, GAY!

The Catholics have been implementing their seeds of GAYDOM since 1625 when the first Homo Pope decided, "enough is enough"

Ever since then Gay Catholic priests have been sent out to deliver the message, Ireland, Italy, Ibiza, San Francisco, Sydney, Tel Aviv, Amsterdam and Gibralter (apart from the monkeys) have surrendered and are nearly all Hetro free zones.

Hetros attending this historic speech run for their lives as Gay Catholics battered a man and a woman kissing in front of the Pope, "How dare they, this is blasphemy pure!"

Jaggedone has just booked a rocket to Mars, he's heard there are Hetro Aliens beneath the surface!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a promising Gay New Year

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