After secretly being "nicked" (Arbeit Macht Frei sign) by the US, CIA, and Jaggedone's intrepid CIA (cockroach infiltration army) divulging the TRUTH, Israel have escalated this minor prank into a full blown situation and declared war on the rest of the world!!!!
Only Zimbabwe, Cuba and Albania have decided to join forces with Israel, Mugabe a total nut "Lunatic Dictator" and Castro, once a rebel always a rebel, Albania,where's that?!
Israel has sent their diplomats to the White House demanding back the infamous sign.
After being greeted by Obama, dressed in his "Chrissy" party togs, jackboots, brown uniform (slight contrast to his facial colour) and a KKK swastika as turbana wrapped around his head, he promptly told them to "SOD OFF!"
Returning to Tel Aviv with the news the Israeli PM promptly declared war on the rest of world and Andorra!
Global mega-rich Jews withdrew their billions from Swiss (without minarets) Lichtenstein, Bahaman, etc, banks and are now financing the Israeli military war programme.
Obama, still dressed for Christmas, announced to the world that a new Tsunami of world wide financial disasters has toppled the world and Israel laughed all the way to the
bank!
Meanwhile, Israels arch enemies, Islamic countries in general, have contacted Obama and asked to join the allied effort in conquering those evil Nazi dictators in Israel.
Obama gladly agreed and appointed Bin Laden as his top military advisor with a private room in the White House bunkers and pardoned him of all past crimes!
Poor Jews stuck in the US, Russia, everywhere, have been labelled with yellow stars and are being transported to Alcatraz, Siberian Stalags and Penthouse Prison!
Last report form Jagged's CIA reporters in Tel Aviv was:
Israel have served an ultimatum on the US and if "Arbeit Macht Frei" is not returned by Christmas, Israel will bombard Washington, London, Berlin, Moscow, Tokyo with US atomic missiles and Jesus's birthday will just have to be postponed!!
Stay here for further developments, Jaggedone has his intrepid cockroach reporters underground, on the ground, in the bogs, sewers and bedrooms of all of our glorious leaders and will keep you all informed, in the interim, DUCK OR RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
