Amanda Knox is attacked by lesbians

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Sunday, 13 December 2009

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PERUGIA, Italy- Knox was convicted of the sexual assault and murder of another woman who tried to engage her boyfriend in sex.

Knox told reporters she is scared because the prison is full of lesbians. She was forced to give cunnilingus to over 250 women who initiated her into the prison system.

Knox said, "The other women in here have been using me like a man. I have to simulate male mounting on some while the others masturbate."

The female inmates claim the prison is their home and Knox has to earn the right to be in there by performing sexual favors.

Knox said, "The worst inmate is Maria who made me bang her for a whole hour behind the laundry room while she had four orgasms."

In Italian jails, inmates can wear their own clothing, and Knox wore a gray-and-white-flecked turtleneck sweater, black legging trousers, white socks and black slippers. Her hair was pulled back.

One of Knox's cell mate, who has been identified by other lawmakers in previous visits as a 53-year-old American woman from New Orleans serving a four-year sentence for a drug conviction, is a sex crazed lesbian who is desperate for a man. Knox said she is scared to go to sleep at night and has not slept in over a month.

The cell includes a private bathroom with shower, toilet and bidet.

Shortly after her visitors left the cell, just before lunch time, Knox sat on her bed and was reading some handwritten papers. When she heard the delegation leaving the corridor, she looked up, waved and said, "Ciao."

TVs and newspapers are available, although Knox said she doesn't watch television or read the newspapers.

The prison was decked out for the holidays, with Christmas trees. During a short tour, the delegation saw a hairdresser, whose services inmates can use once a week.

A pingpong table is among the recreation facilities.

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