Germans descend from Cannibals, it's true!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 7 December 2009

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Professor Frank N Stein proves that German's have Cannibal ancestors, Yummy, Yummy!

A dark secret about the Germans has now been scientifically proven, they descend from Neolithic cannibals!

After discovering chewed on bones from the Neolithic era in Southern Germany leading anthropologist, Professor Frank N Stein, revealed that Neolithic Germans loved massive munch ups on human flesh.

They especially loved tender babies, small kids, Jews and homosexuals (a very soft and special delicatessen).

The remains were found North-East of Hitler's birth home and Professor Frank N Stein believes there might be a direct anthropoligal link, Jawohl (explains everything actually)!

Recently in Germany there were several cannibal incidents, near Hannover, a certain Mein Herr invited his male guests to lunch, unfortunately they never received their puddings, AAAHHHH!

Anyway, this discovery proves the fact that cannibals certainly existed in Europe, and to celebrate this important scientific fact, German Macdonalds are offering a Christmas special called:

Spicey Spare Homo-Sapien B-B-Q rib Specials with a can of Coke and a Himmler salad, price Euro's 4,50!

Notorious London Barber, Sweeney Todd, has been invited to head the advertising campaign!

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