Famous German Mime, Pierre Waters, has been accused by the Academy of Mimes of stealing his routines from "Bunny Rabbit" on the old Captain Kangaroo Show which was on CBS like forever.
"We have carefully watched the filmed performances of Waters and compared them to the Bunny Rabbit and they match one too many times", mimed Roger Wrabbettski.
Wrabbettski went on to mime that it was brought to his attention that despite Waters being in an invisible cube, there were always ping pong balls falling on everyone who came close by.
"What's more, he was always holding his hand out for carrots that were always around close by for people to try to give him through the cube."
Others on the committee mimed in with their heads shaking up and down furiously and Master Moose, a Canadian mime who can do an excellent Red Green and Sergeant Preston of the Royal Mounties and his dog, King, motioned that Pierre Waters also used to put on a bear costume and dance.
"So he must have used more than the Bunny Rabbit", mimed Roger.
Then as Waters was mimed to turn in his moose, rabbit and bear outfits and leave, the whole place was hit by a ping-pong ball storm.
"See, that proves it", stated the Canadian mime, up to his balls with ping pong balls, who had to pull his Red Green and King outfits out from under the ping pong balls pile-up.