German government approves plans for new "Berlin Super Wall" stretching from the Baltic to the Mediterranean!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 9 November 2009

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Jawohl, Angie celebrates the falling of the "Berlin Wall" and celebrates the building of the "Berlin Super Wall"!!

After celebrating the "fall of the wall" Germany has now approved the building of an even higher, safer, longer, stronger wall stretching from the Baltic sea to the Mediterranean sea.

To be exact, starting at the Polish border and ending on the Croatian Mediterranean border!

Plans have been approved by the EU and Germany, building starts in 2010 with all Western European nations participating.

"Angie Merkel" announced, "this is a step in the right (extreme right) direction, we Westerners have to stop these scavenging, scrounging Eastern Europeans from entering paradise, taking our jobs, thieving our wallets, cars and nearly everything that is not nailed down!"

The Western European leaders all agreed and decided to man the wall with Israeli, jackbooted, border guards, specialised in keeping the "scum" out.

As for Eastern European countries, they have nothing to say anyway, actually Russia agreed to "the wall" Putin explained,

"We have no problems with the wall in fact we can enter Western Europe either through the melting Polar seas, through Scandinavia or through America, at least we can then export our natural resources to countries who can pay their bills and not those Ukranian, Georgian scumbags!

Angie quoted again, "the world will be a much safer place, keep em out, a return to Western supremacy in fact if we can get approval we'll extend the wall through Greece, Italy, Spain and Portugal and keep that other scum away, African boat people!

With such politics Angie is sure of winning the next German elections and EU Presidency!

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